Deltopia 2013 or The Craziest Weekend of My Life
Here’s a list of events, not exactly in chronological order, that transpired this weekend between my friends and I.
- punched a guy in the face
- killed a handle and a 30 rack between 4 people each day
- accidentally threw a party in our front yard
- had sex with a minor
- blacked out for half the day
- hooked up with a guy we went to middle school with
- broke two toes
- almost got involved in a foursome
- screamed and ran from a tall black man trying to grab her stomach
- fell down and got a scraped knee and twisted ankle
- made tons of new friends
- kicked some new friends out
- found her soul mate
- made peace (and maybe friends?) with our evil neighbors
- spent a night in the dorms
- almost got caught with a guy in our living room
- went from having no people over to 40 people over within the span of 10 minutes
- passed out for 11 hours
- kept drinking even when hungover as fuck
#welcometoislavista
